Among the various life events, Birth and Death are the most important ones. After Death we can never see the person back again, so remains Birthday. Why not make Birthday Wishes memorable. So how to make Birthday memorable? Funny Happy Birthday Wishes 2022.
One of the ways to make Birthday more lively is to wish the special person with a funny message.
So, that’s why we are here to help you with this one. Hope you have a blast at the Birthday with our free funny Birthday wishes massive list.
1. To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
2. Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
3. Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
4. Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
5. One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.
6. You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
7. Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
8. Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!
9. Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.
10. As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!
11. Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.
12. Don’t you wish you were a kid again? Of course not, cause you’re still doing the same things you did back then.
13. Here’s hoping that you enjoy your birthday as much as you enjoy torturing everyone all year.
14. Congratulations bud! You are now officially 20 years away from turning 50.
15. I’m just coming over for the treat. By the way, many happy returns.
16. You just lost one more year of your life. Happy birthday, man!
17. You turned 50? Well that botox is certainly working.
18. I hope you see the day when you have no teeth.
19. Happy birthday, my 30-year-old Grandma.
20. Want to look young today? Go to an old age home.
21. Your grandmother wants her walking stick back. Happy Birthday!
22. Happy 500th birthday, Vampire. May you stay forever young!
23. Do I have to remind you at your age that TODAY is your birthday? Happy birthday to you.
24. The funny thing about you is that you age, but your maturity levels always stay the same!
25. The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.
26. Your wife say you’re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.
27. This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.
28. I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age. I know how sensitive old folks are about their age.
29. Finally you’re 21 and legally able to do everything you’ve been doing since you were 14 years old.
30. What comes with being 18 years old? Bills, bills and more bills… and waiting three more years to do what you really want.
31. I can’t believe you’re 50. You don’t look a day over 49 and a half.
32. You know you’re getting old when your kids are lecturing you. Fight the power! Happy Birthday!
33. I bet if you knew at 18 years old what you know now, you’d have still done the same stupid things that you did. Here’s to staying young. Happy Birthday. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes 2022
34. You’re the best young person I know. You make me thankful to be old.
35. The secret to staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!
36. Let’s be honest! You don’t really care what I write on this card. You probably won’t even read it. All you care about is the gift inside! And that’s why I love you, happy birthday!
37. I just wanted to remind you that you’re a year older than you were last year.
38. Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over… whatever age you were at your last birthday!
39. You had me at “there will be cake and ice cream”. Happy Birthday to a truly special person who admires candy!
40. Today is the day I level up a year and all I can think about is cake.
41. It’s my big day. DM me for cake.
42. We all knew this day was coming, it’s not bad luck, its nature. It’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy Birthday!
43. Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys.
44. You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don’t worry. In my opinion you’ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!
45. You may be just a one year old baby! So you can’t read this message yet! But since we have Twitter, Facebook and the Cloud, doing this kind of thing now makes sense!
46. I never celebrate my birthday with a huge party, and you always ask me why. While tomorrow you will be surrounded by mess and a pile of huge hospitality bills, I will be enjoying a nice quiet lie in. That’s why. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes 2022
47. If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy!
48. You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. The next time someone makes an age joke at you, remind them that you’ve been around longer than they’ve been able to walk, and if they make it to half your age, they should consider themselves lucky!
49. You probably haven’t been told this before, but when you were first born the doctors thought there was something wrong with you! With those eyes, strange ears and funny nose, it’s genuinely quite amazing they ever let you leave the hospital. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes 2022
50. The best thing about your birthday is that you’ve now reached the age to say: “Those kids don’t know anything. When I was young…” and then go on blathering all day, annoying everyone around you.
51. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. You smell like my husband and you sorta look like him too.
52. Happy Birthday—-& just to let you know the tablecloth is flame resistant, I have the fire department on stand-by and there is a fire extinguisher under the table.
53. I have sources that have informed me that it’s your birthday and that you are a die-hard Obama fan. Enjoy this premium roast coffee that is imported and served at the White House! Kenya Arabica Bean Anniversary of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth blend.
54. My momma always said “Life was like a box of chocolates. You gotta keep sticking your finger in them until you find the one that you want to get.” Happy Birthday.
55. “You want answers?! You can’t handle the truth!” …but I will tell you anyways. It’s your god*amn birthday!
56. Don’t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease.
57. Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy Birthday—or is it??
58. I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. If you are now singing the end of this magical verse, you are most certainly an 80s kid. Happy Birthday to my NKOTB loving, neon scrunchy wearing, slap bracelet collecting friend. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes 2022
59. I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as Kim Kardashian enjoys taking selfies!
60. Chuck Norris wanted to apologize for not being able to make it to your birthday party. He was busy geocaching in Antarctica. Happy Birthday.
61. If ‘only the good die young’,…..I’m afraid you’re going to be celebrating a few more birthdays.
62. Do you want to eat some ice cream? Come on, how about some chocolate cake? I never see you anymore. Come out the door. Come on let’s go and make a wish! Don’t tell me to ‘let it go’ because your birthday comes only once a year. We used to be best buddies but now we’re not. Do I really smell that bad? I want to wish you happy birthday, to your face. Not from behind a door.
63. I’m glad I don’t need Facebook to tell me it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday!
64. Happy Birthday to someone who is aging better than Britney Spears AND Lindsay Lohan!!
65. Happy 16th Birthday, Sweetie! After digging out your old baby photo albums, I found the cutest picture of you wearing nothing but socks and a smile! I wished you happy birthday on your Facebook and Instagram. I couldn’t figure out how to upload the darn photo on Twitter. I hope you have a great day! I love you!
66. May the odds be ever in your favor… and if they’re not I hope there is a Katniss to take your place because it isn’t going to be me!
67. “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Happy Birthday, friend!
68. You know you’re old when your social calendar has bi-weekly ‘meet friends for coffee @ blood pressure clinic’ on it. Happy birthday, you old fart.
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